Tormados...aka tornados

I was finishing up in the bathroom, and Kate peeks around the corner in an exasperated voice and says,

K - Mom do you know what will happen if a tormado comes?

M - What?

K - It will blow away all our toys and your make-up (long pause)

      You will have nothing to rub on your cheeks

M - That's terrible, what will we do without toys and make-up?

K - Don't worry Santa Clause will bring us some.

Life is definitely not dull at our house.